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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7620 on: July 08, 2018, 06:55:19 PM »
Yes. Of course. Maybe. I cleaned the library. Well, a library. Or was it a library? I certainly cleaned something.

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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7621 on: July 08, 2018, 10:11:07 PM »
I hope it was the library. It gets real musty in there sometimes, and the decomposing cat smell will only make it worse.
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7622 on: July 08, 2018, 10:54:20 PM »
Dead cat is not a good smell.
I´m gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks, you can just say... I´m outstanding

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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7623 on: July 09, 2018, 05:11:45 AM »
It really isn't.

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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7624 on: July 09, 2018, 10:12:23 AM »
It's really disgusting
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7625 on: July 09, 2018, 10:52:15 AM »
worse than moldy pickled onions...probably (i have no experience of smelling eau de chat en décomposition)
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7626 on: July 09, 2018, 12:16:34 PM »
Believe me, it's way worse
I´m gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks, you can just say... I´m outstanding

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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7627 on: July 10, 2018, 12:50:44 PM »
welp, looks like my book's gonna have to go overdue. SORRY [insert librarian name here unless you want me to be the librarian, in which case i'm not going to be paid because there wont be people going to the library including me]
« Last Edit: July 10, 2018, 12:53:52 PM by Morality »
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7628 on: July 11, 2018, 09:44:44 AM »
I like the smell of old books

I do not like the smell of dead cats
Fabi or Moss
she/her/hers or they/them/theirs

I appreciate your existence, but not as much as I appreciate the existence of cats.

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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7629 on: July 11, 2018, 11:23:00 AM »
What about old cats

and dead books?
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7630 on: July 11, 2018, 12:33:16 PM »
now there's a different story
old cats smell musty, dead books also smell musty.
old cats, however turn into dead cats. so the smell continues and the library still smells of eau de décomposition
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7631 on: July 11, 2018, 01:15:28 PM »
So it's a death library, regardless of what's dead? Cool.
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7632 on: July 11, 2018, 02:56:06 PM »
I hate death libraries. I got banned from one once for being too lively.

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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7633 on: July 11, 2018, 07:43:32 PM »
Alternatively, will I get banned from a living library for being too dead?
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Re: Last Post Wins!
« Reply #7634 on: July 11, 2018, 08:04:41 PM »
I think so. It just ruins the lively atmosphere
I´m gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks, you can just say... I´m outstanding