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Jacquelin

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2018, 10:40:47 AM »
i forgot this thread existed
dregran is rite

imma make anover:

if you drop me
then ill crack
but if you smile
then ill smile back

Is it a mirror?
I´m gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks, you can just say... I´m outstanding

Morality

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2018, 12:38:47 PM »
yarp!

another because I'm loaded:

You throw me out when you need me but you bring me back when you don't.
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2018, 07:05:51 PM »
You throw me out when you need me but you bring me back when you don't.

The television remote.

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2018, 08:03:12 AM »
nope!
tri agen
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2018, 08:15:27 AM »
An anchor?
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #50 on: July 04, 2018, 10:47:07 AM »
yas

this is the beginning of everything
the end of time
but can't be seen in any day
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2018, 03:29:00 PM »
The Letter E (although I've heard that one a few times before).

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2018, 10:49:29 AM »
muh
i hate easy riddles
so here is one of the hardest riddles in the world:

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2018, 09:53:19 PM »
Time?

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2018, 10:25:37 PM »
Morality did the riddle wrong. He was meant to put 'Can you answer this riddle?' at the end. And the answer is 'No'. I know this, because I came across this riddle 3 years ago with some friends when we were going round asking riddles. Even Google it.

Now that's sorted.

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Jacquelin

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #55 on: July 15, 2018, 05:00:47 PM »
7?
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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2018, 01:51:30 PM »
Yup.

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2018, 12:48:14 PM »
It stands on one leg with its heart in its head.

What is it?
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2018, 07:37:27 PM »
Spousal abuse.

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Re: The Riddle Thread
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2018, 07:59:58 AM »
oh my god no
no no no no no no no no no
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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