Monarch of The Hill!

[marfach]

*catches cupcake, eats it*
*is unimpressed*
*spits out & throws uneaten remains at morality's head*

Oh please, do you really think that poorly baked goods are enough to best me, the true Queen of the Hill?

[Nexiras]

*hires the muffin man to throw muffins at marfach*
*she proceeds to throw cupcakes back at him and the two duel it out*
*dodges all the Infinity War spoilers set up around the perimeter and plonks down in a hammock, sipping lemonade through a curly straw*

Rex

[marfach]

(*whispers* spoil and die, have a nice day nex, i will not threaten with infinity war spoilers because i am a being kind.)

[Luna Sapphire]

*admires the spoilers as has watched the movie*
*reaches top of the hill*
*points to a dog*

'That's not lemonade.....'

*Nex runs away to wash mouth*
*picks up glass*
*is actually lemonade*

'I have the lemonade, I am the queen.'

*flops on Nex's hammock*

[Morality]

*uses external teleportation to teleport everyone away from the hill*
*picks up dropped lemonade*
sip
'still good'
*lies on hammock*
trueking

[Morality]

*is still sipping lemonade, feeling lonely*

[Jacquelin]

*Teleports behind Morality and leaves him unconscious. Then teleports him to the North Pole and ties him up with sigils binding his magic. Teleports back to the hill. Takes lemonade and drinks it.*
"Refreshing  "

Queen

[BlitheTrinket]

That a nice lemonade you have there? It's a shame that it's not being sipped by a royal...QUEEN

[Morality]

'honestly, you think sigils can hold someone who knows their true name?'
*teleports to the hill and takes everyone away*
*turns hill into floating hill*
*grabs the lemonade and sits lotus-position on the floor*
*sip*
KENK

[BlitheTrinket]

I see this thread has been quiet for a while, therefore I will return and take my place as rightful Queen.

[Morality]

*kicks blithe off*
*makes hill float higher and changes the shape (makes it slightly more bumpy) to deter teleporters and make it impossible to reach without flight*
*finishes lemonade so creates more using subatomic manipulation (CO2 into lemonade)*
Kinge

[Morality]

i am lonely

[Mad Murdock]

-uses your loneliness against you-

Monarch of the hill!

[Orgil]

*uses a time device to send a message to the future*
*Space Marines arrive due to warp shenanigans*
*they purge you shouting "Heretic!" *
*claims the now empty throne*

KING

[Icarus]

*speeds towards you*
*collides whilst planting a small device on the hill*
*kills us both, reducing our bodies to dust*
*Device beeps*
*I get pulled out of the past the moment before I die*

wtf was that.

anyway,

mine.