Author Topic: Monarch of The Hill!  (Read 89643 times)

marfach

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4035 on: May 02, 2018, 07:23:00 PM »
*catches cupcake, eats it*
*is unimpressed*
*spits out & throws uneaten remains at morality's head*

Oh please, do you really think that poorly baked goods are enough to best me, the true Queen of the Hill?

"oh, but I'm a villain, darling - and villains don't get happy endings."

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4036 on: May 02, 2018, 07:40:44 PM »
*hires the muffin man to throw muffins at marfach*
*she proceeds to throw cupcakes back at him and the two duel it out*
*dodges all the Infinity War spoilers set up around the perimeter and plonks down in a hammock, sipping lemonade through a curly straw*

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marfach

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4037 on: May 04, 2018, 06:17:13 PM »
(*whispers* spoil and die, have a nice day nex, i will not threaten with infinity war spoilers because i am a being kind.)

"oh, but I'm a villain, darling - and villains don't get happy endings."

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4038 on: May 09, 2018, 10:22:07 PM »
*admires the spoilers as has watched the movie*
*reaches top of the hill*
*points to a dog*

'That's not lemonade.....'

*Nex runs away to wash mouth*
*picks up glass*
*is actually lemonade*

'I have the lemonade, I am the queen.'

*flops on Nex's hammock*
« Last Edit: May 09, 2018, 10:22:57 PM by Luna Sapphire »

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4039 on: May 10, 2018, 10:50:38 AM »
*uses external teleportation to teleport everyone away from the hill*
*picks up dropped lemonade*
sip
'still good'
*lies on hammock*
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Morality

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4040 on: June 15, 2018, 12:49:17 PM »
*is still sipping lemonade, feeling lonely*
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4041 on: June 15, 2018, 05:12:57 PM »
*Teleports behind Morality and leaves him unconscious. Then teleports him to the North Pole and ties him up with sigils binding his magic. Teleports back to the hill. Takes lemonade and drinks it.*
"Refreshing  ;D"

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4042 on: June 15, 2018, 06:30:42 PM »
That a nice lemonade you have there? It's a shame that it's not being sipped by a royal...QUEEN
"I need a layer of fat to protect my six pack." - Saracen Rue, probably.

Morality

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4043 on: June 19, 2018, 08:13:17 AM »
'honestly, you think sigils can hold someone who knows their true name?'
*teleports to the hill and takes everyone away*
*turns hill into floating hill*
*grabs the lemonade and sits lotus-position on the floor*
*sip*
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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4044 on: July 17, 2018, 06:09:27 PM »
I see this thread has been quiet for a while, therefore I will return and take my place as rightful Queen.
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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4045 on: July 19, 2018, 12:39:55 PM »
*kicks blithe off*
*makes hill float higher and changes the shape (makes it slightly more bumpy) to deter teleporters and make it impossible to reach without flight*
*finishes lemonade so creates more using subatomic manipulation (CO2 into lemonade)*
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Morality

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4046 on: September 05, 2018, 12:56:44 PM »
i am lonely
“What would killing the Elders result in?"
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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4047 on: December 07, 2018, 05:10:01 AM »
-uses your loneliness against you-

Monarch of the hill!
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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4048 on: February 12, 2019, 11:10:17 AM »
*uses a time device to send a message to the future*
*Space Marines arrive due to warp shenanigans*
*they purge you shouting "Heretic!" *
*claims the now empty throne*

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Re: Monarch of The Hill!
« Reply #4049 on: March 22, 2019, 12:29:02 PM »
*speeds towards you*
*collides whilst planting a small device on the hill*
*kills us both, reducing our bodies to dust*
*Device beeps*
*I get pulled out of the past the moment before I die*

wtf was that.

anyway,

mine.