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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2011, 05:32:56 PM »
idk, the whole twilight vampires thing. Really all the stick is for the cullens, who are like. Vegetarian, as far as I'm aware the other vamps in the series aren't. Aside from the sparkly, they do in fact have enhanced senses/abilities, which the Landy vampires also have, except with the bonus that Twilight vamps are able to use them 24 hours a day. Landy vamps have less morals though, i think.

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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2011, 09:52:33 AM »
Well, Derek's vampire's are more like Eastern European vampires. The Eastern vampires are bald pale long pointed ears, blood-thirsty monsters and described as rats.   
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2011, 11:46:50 AM »
Edward would be too busy snogging Bella too notice that Dusk is eating his leg off.
Derek vampires would win.

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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2011, 08:37:59 PM »
Here's what has been going on in my mind while thinking about that:
Edward: I love you bella.
Bella: *leaning away from edward* urr....edward.
Edward: Marry me!
Bella: *leaning further away* urrr...edward.....You have a-
Edward: Come on! marry me and I'll change you.
Bella: I don't think I need to worry about that anymore beca-
Edward: you'll marry me and stay human??
Bella: No, Edward there's something eating your le-
Edward: Bella please?
Leto: OH SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE, GET A HOBBY OTHER THAN STALKING BELLA!
Edward: who are you?
Leto: your worst nightmare.
Edward: No, I'm YOUR worst nightmare, I'm a monstrous Vampire
Leto: No, your a sparkly prissy fool.
Edward: *rolls eyes* So Bella, you'll marry me?
Bella: there's not much of you left.
Edward: What? *looks down to see Dusk has eaten both his arms and legs and is tearing him to shreds with a lighter in his hand*
Dusk: EAT DUST YOU SPARKLY PRISSY FOOL! *Sets Edwards remains on fire* Now to destroy that stephenie meyer for ruining Vampires
Leto: YOU GO DUSK!!
Dusk: Thanks *walks off to find Stephenie Meyer*
Leto: well, I sure had fun.
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2011, 10:29:46 PM »
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH LOVE IT !
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 10:40:13 PM »
Yeah, my mum walked into my room to see me cackling like a witch while thinking that in my head.
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 10:41:37 PM »
hehehehe I can see that happening. xD
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 10:53:53 PM »
lol yep
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2011, 11:07:25 PM »
wow i laughed :L

but derek's vampire would make minced meat out of the stephenie meyers ones.

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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2011, 02:31:22 AM »
yeah, maybe someone  should make a movie about that for the haters to enjoy.
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2011, 10:22:00 AM »
Wasn't 'Vampires Suck' that very thing? Guess not.
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2011, 10:35:59 AM »
I think Letterlock was talking specifically about a Skulduggery vampires vs. Twilight vampires film, and not just a general vampire parody film.
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2011, 11:08:57 AM »
Hah, I dib playing Dusk! XD I have the hair!

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« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2011, 12:15:46 PM »
You have the hair?? OK then lol.
as long as I can eat bella.
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Re: Stephenie meyers vamps V Derek Landy's vamps.
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2011, 12:19:06 PM »
XD I have the really messy black-ish hair.